Days away: 7
Days driving: 2
Windy country lanes: Too many
Days at the beach: 4
Days surfing: 3
Ice creams eaten: Many
Cheese eaten: Lots
Cider drank: 3
Man-eating blennies: 3
Times getting lost: 4
OH BUGGER, A TRACTOR!: 7
Sunburns got: 0.5
Storms: 1
Towns with Funny Names: A significant number
Money lost at amusement arcade: 50p.
Days Being a Dumb Tourist: 1
Car accidents: 0
Sand in Everything: Probably about a ton.
Bread-related misadventures: 1
Immaturity: Lots
Violence: Some mild comic
Sex/Nudity: Frequent inappropriate humour and adult themes
Language: Frequent, strong, and often in a fake Cornish accent.
Theme/other: Moderate blennie-related peril.
And now I'm tired.
100 themes: [link]
Fish shakin' olympics
[link]
Clubs:
Devious Comments
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~DrowElfRocker and =alienkabalien
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This drow rocker can be found at *Lolth-Scourge and ~80s-Metal-Mania
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Nightwalker
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Sleep All Day.
Party All Night.
Never Grow Old.
Never Die.
It's fun to be a Vampire.
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~DrowElfRocker and =alienkabalien
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This drow rocker can be found at *Lolth-Scourge and ~80s-Metal-Mania
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~DrowElfRocker and =alienkabalien
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This drow rocker can be found at *Lolth-Scourge and ~80s-Metal-Mania
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~DrowElfRocker and =alienkabalien
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This drow rocker can be found at *Lolth-Scourge and ~80s-Metal-Mania
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Kiss the thorns as if they were petals...'
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